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Holly P's avatar

You could fit a lot of stickers on that toilet

Toni McLellan's avatar

One may want to save some for the mass surveillance cameras. Theoretically.

Sallyfemina's avatar

The ancient Romans used geese as "watchdogs", so Goosey is carrying on a proud tradition of his species.

Toni McLellan's avatar

Whoa! I did not know this! Makes sense, to use a busybody honker as an alert system.

Sallyfemina's avatar

Look it up! Guarding the citadel where the big temples were.

Kristin DeMarr's avatar

I prefer my toilets dumb too! I can’t imagine… lmao

Love your African Grey!! Knew about Pica, but didn’t know the technical term.

Love all of these phrases!!

Sarah's avatar

Wow your headline collection is a treasure trove!! You make me smile every week, thank you!

Toni McLellan's avatar

Journalists are unsung heroes and I love when they get to land a good headline. Thanks for reading, Sarah!