WP 11: Pizzly Thirsty

There's (unfortunately) an app for that

May 24 • Toni McLellan

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5

April 2026

WP 10: Man Tornado

Speaking of empty calories

Apr 26 • Toni McLellan

5

WP 09: Moon Porn

Happily trapped in the American Woodcock algorithm

Apr 12 • Toni McLellan

7

7

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WP 08: Lustrous Astral Tinkle

I read so many articles about space potties this week

Apr 5 • Toni McLellan

6

2

March 2026

WP 07: Beanmaxxing

Introducing the Wordpecker Speed Round

Mar 22 • Toni McLellan

4

12

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WP 06: The Mummy's Shin

Also: Wordpecker stickers just dropped!

Mar 15 • Toni McLellan

5

2

WP 05: I'd Mow That for a Dollar.

"Riiiiiight, Kiwi?"

Mar 1 • Toni McLellan

5

8

1

February 2026

Wordpecker 04: Welcome to Cockmiral

Please drive carefully

Feb 15 • Toni McLellan

5

7

Wordpecker 03: Pierogi Counter

Coolest job ever 🥟

Feb 8 • Toni McLellan

6

2

1

Wordpecker 02: Saxolotl

In which (spoiler alert) "Nanapush farts himself to death."

Feb 1 • Toni McLellan

5

12

January 2026

Welcome to Wordpecker!

New look, same phrasemaxxing

Jan 25 • Toni McLellan

13

14

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NTMP 152: Seltzer Chemist

Also: Pretty please fill out my poll

Jan 18 • Toni McLellan

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