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Wordpecker 04: Welcome to Cockmiral
Please drive carefully
Feb 15 • Toni McLellan
Wordpecker 03: Pierogi Counter
Coolest job ever 🥟
Feb 8 • Toni McLellan
Wordpecker 02: Saxolotl
In which (spoiler alert) "Nanapush farts himself to death."
Feb 1 • Toni McLellan

January 2026

Welcome to Wordpecker!
New look, same phrasemaxxing
Jan 25 • Toni McLellan
NTMP 152: Seltzer Chemist
Also: Pretty please fill out my poll
Jan 18 • Toni McLellan

December 2025

NTMP 151: Farttown Fart Facts
Step into my hot tub Pop-Tart machine
Dec 28, 2025 • Toni McLellan
NTMP 150: Polar Vortex Core
It's the farty nits we made along the way.
Dec 14, 2025 • Toni McLellan

November 2025

NTMP 149: Potatotainment
Plus: Exciting news and a request!
Nov 23, 2025 • Toni McLellan
NTMP 148: Mr. Moneybutts
The lazy trash wheel in me salutes the lazy trash wheel in you
Nov 2, 2025 • Toni McLellan

October 2025

NTMP 147: Make Americans Fart Again
Plus: Big changes are coming for NTMP in 2026!
Oct 19, 2025 • Toni McLellan
NTMP 146: A Sizeable Meatus
We're gonna need a bigger luggage rack
Oct 5, 2025 • Toni McLellan

September 2025

NTMP 145: Room 69
Deep casual chaos
Sep 14, 2025 • Toni McLellan
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