Wordpecker 16: Toilet Burping

I for one welcome our new sentient toilet overlords

Aug 23 • Toni McLellan

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Wordpecker 15: Beaver Atlas

Meet the marms

Aug 9 • Toni McLellan

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July 2026

Wordpecker 14: Small hot Jimothy

Plus: Name our new lawnmower!

Jul 26 • Toni McLellan

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Wordpecker 13: Scroogs Panini

In which we are not making a sh*t sandwich joke

Jul 12 • Toni McLellan

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June 2026

WP 12: Creekland

Shape-shifter for the river

Jun 28 • Toni McLellan

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May 2026

WP 11: Pizzly Thirsty

There's (unfortunately) an app for that

May 24 • Toni McLellan

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April 2026

WP 10: Man Tornado

Speaking of empty calories

Apr 26 • Toni McLellan

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WP 09: Moon Porn

Happily trapped in the American Woodcock algorithm

Apr 12 • Toni McLellan

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WP 08: Lustrous Astral Tinkle

I read so many articles about space potties this week

Apr 5 • Toni McLellan

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March 2026

WP 07: Beanmaxxing

Introducing the Wordpecker Speed Round

Mar 22 • Toni McLellan

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WP 06: The Mummy's Shin

Also: Wordpecker stickers just dropped!

Mar 15 • Toni McLellan

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WP 05: I'd Mow That for a Dollar.

"Riiiiiight, Kiwi?"

Mar 1 • Toni McLellan

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