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WP 08: Lustrous Astral Tinkle
I read so many articles about space potties this week
Apr 5 • Toni McLellan

March 2026

WP 07: Beanmaxxing
Introducing the Wordpecker Speed Round
Mar 22 • Toni McLellan
WP 06: The Mummy's Shin
Also: Wordpecker stickers just dropped!
Mar 15 • Toni McLellan
WP 05: I'd Mow That for a Dollar.
"Riiiiiight, Kiwi?"
Mar 1 • Toni McLellan

February 2026

Wordpecker 04: Welcome to Cockmiral
Please drive carefully
Feb 15 • Toni McLellan
Wordpecker 03: Pierogi Counter
Coolest job ever 🥟
Feb 8 • Toni McLellan
Wordpecker 02: Saxolotl
In which (spoiler alert) "Nanapush farts himself to death."
Feb 1 • Toni McLellan

January 2026

Welcome to Wordpecker!
New look, same phrasemaxxing
Jan 25 • Toni McLellan
NTMP 152: Seltzer Chemist
Also: Pretty please fill out my poll
Jan 18 • Toni McLellan

December 2025

NTMP 151: Farttown Fart Facts
Step into my hot tub Pop-Tart machine
Dec 28, 2025 • Toni McLellan
NTMP 150: Polar Vortex Core
It's the farty nits we made along the way.
Dec 14, 2025 • Toni McLellan

November 2025

NTMP 149: Potatotainment
Plus: Exciting news and a request!
Nov 23, 2025 • Toni McLellan
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